Onion Movie, The

March 18, 2010

Onion Movie, The
Onion Movie, The (2008)

IMDB rating: 6.50

Plot: We watch the Onion News, America’s Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program’s commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News’s corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm’s news broadcast. Norm doesn’t like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven’s help.

Directors: Kuntz Tom

Actors: Chacon Daniel,Chacon Daniel,Takemoto Ken,Seagal Steven,McManus Don,Weaver Reid,Powell Brian,Miller Jason L.,Baerg Brendon,Cariou Len,Klace Scott,Comedy,

What did you like more, the Twilight book series or the movies?
I read the books and was really excited for the movie. I wanted to see someone else’s interpretation of my views, but I was left disappointed because the movie left sooo much out. First of all I didn

Definitely, Maybe

March 16, 2010

Definitely, Maybe
Definitely, Maybe (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: Romantic comedy: Will Hayes, a 30-something Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10 year old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage. Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love. Will’s story begins in 1992, as a young, starry-eyed aspiring politician who moves to New York from Wisconsin in order to work on the Clinton campaign. For Maya, Will relives his past as a idealistic young man learning the ins and outs of big city politics, and recounts the history of his romantic relationships with three very different women. On the campaign, Will’s best buddy is Russell McCormack. They not only have similar political aspirations, they share the same type of girl problems, too. Will hopelessly attempts a “PG” version of his story for his daughter ad changes the names so Maya has to guess who he finally married. Is her mother Will’s college sweetheart, the dependable girl next-door Emily? Is she his longtime best friend and confidante, he apolitical April? Or is she the free-spirited but ambitious journalist? As Maya puts together the pieces of her dad’s romantic puzzle, she begins to understand that love is not so simple or easy. And as Will tells her his tale, Maya helps him to understand that it’s definitely never too late to go back…and maybe even possible to find a happy ending.

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Directors: Brooks Adam

Actors: Reynolds Ryan,Mason Matthew,Derby Rick,Wiltfong Bob,Chasin Ryder,Benitez Blake,Greenstein Ashtyn,Hartigan Dylan,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

How do I stop this from making me upset?
This guy who works at my job on the weekends asked me for my # last summer. For about 2 wks, we exchanged text msgs but he never actually called me or asked me out anywhere. He invited me over to his house a few times to watch movies, which lead to kissing and nothing more.

Once I realized this guy was never going to make an effort to get to know me, I stopped responding to his text msgs and would only say hello at work if he said it first. The last text I got from him was maybe 2 wks ago, asking what I was doing, and of course it was late at night.

Every once in a while, I’ll go have dinner and drinks with a few girls I work with. Just this past weekend, we all went out and one of the girls I talk to most told me that this guy had been texting her ever since she changed her status on FB, and the guy is the same dude from work. She said he’d text her, "good morning" and "good night" which is what he did when he first started to text me.

I’m not jealous at all; this girl is really sweet and we’re not super close but I’d definitely consider her a good friend. I’m not going to say anything because I just feel like it’s not my place, but I do feel like he’s trying to take advantage of her recent breakup. I feel used even though we never went further than kissing.

Should I continue to say hello if he says it first? How do I brush this d-bag off and not let it upset me?


have nothing more to do with him. also - as her friend, its your duty to tell him if shes about to fall for a guy like that. What happens when he hurts her, and she tells you, and you’re like ‘oh i know’. She’ll feel betrayed you didn’t tell her
at least if you say something anything that happens is her fault not yours
sunshineprincess | Feb 08, 2010


Sure, continue to say hello because it’s the polite thing to do. No need to let this escalate into awkwardness in the workplace.

As for his texts, you can pretty much block him out from now on, since it’s clear you don’t like him. If he brings it up with you tell him you’re not interested in picking up the kind of relationship you had before. No need to confront him about what he’s doing, since he’s technically done nothing wrong. Maybe he just really likes your friend and was waiting for the right moment.

And on the other hand, you can alert your friend to what you think is going on. Since you consider her a good friend and seem like you like her more than the guy, let her know you’re concerned.
soliue | Feb 08, 2010


You can do better than this guy. And you’re right, he does sound like a douche bag! I think it’s probably best to pretend as if nothing’s happened.
You should have more confidence in yourself. I know I am probably the same because I am in a similar situation. Don’t let this ass treat you badly.
I think you should maybe tell your friend how he treated you, but of course she can do what she wants.
Ruth M | Feb 08, 2010

Dragon Hunters

March 13, 2010

Dragon Hunters
Dragon Hunters (2008)

IMDB rating: 6.80

Plot: Dragon Hunters is a fantastic tale telling the adventures of two dragon hunters: the world has become a vast conglomerate of islands of varying size and shape. This babbling universe is mainly peopled with ruthless rogues, surly peasants and illiterate, petty lords Their main concerns revolve around two fundamental rules : Eat and don’t get eaten. For this new world has become infested with a terrible plague: omnipresent, monstrously famished, mutant creatures, are wreaking havoc. They are known as : THE DRAGONS GWIZDO and LIAN-CHU are two dragon hunters, but are a long way from being among the best. Their only real talents: the size of the hulking brute with the heart of gold, Lian-Chu, and Gwizdo’s talent for scams of all and any shape or form. Their sole ambition: to buy a little farm where they can chill out and raise mussels, a creature that is a lot less unpleasant and difficult to hunt down than dragons. A few islands away rises the fortress of Lord Arnold. Arnold has a problem: he’s living in terror at the thought of the return of World Eater, that horrible dragon that returns every thirty seasons to spread terror and destruction. Nobody has been able to conquer him. In fact nobody’s ever returned alive to spread the news of how the fight went. Zoe, the grand-niece of the lord, has decided to take matters in hand, and has met Gwizdo and Lian-Chu. Persuaded that she has found the heroes of her dreams, she is going to drag them into the maddest of adventures…

Directors: Ivernel Guillaume

Actors: Lindon Vincent,Timsit Patrick,Nahon Philippe,Prevost Jeremy,Lentretien Jean-Marc,Paulsen Rob,Animation,Adventure,Fantasy,

YuGiOh - Is this deck competitive enough?
Any suggestions & advice is welcomed.

Monsters (20)

1 Dark armed dragon
1 Twin headed behemoth
1 Cyber dragon
1 Prime material dragon
1 Cyber valley
2 Red eyes darkness metal dragon
2 Cyberdark Edge
2 Cyberdark Horn
2 Cyberdark Keel
2 Exploder dragon
2 Masked dragon
3 Hunter dragon

Spells (14)

1 Heavy Storm
1 Mystical space typhoon
1 Lightning Vortex
1 My body as a shield
1 Dragon mirror
1 Burial from a different dimension
1 Gold sarcophagus
1 Overload fusion
1 limiter removal
1 Future fusion
2 Allure of darkness
2 Cyberdark impact!

Traps (6)

1 Return from the different dimension
1 Torrential tribute
1 Bottomless Trap Hole
1 Eradicator epidemic virus
2 Dark bribe

Extra deck (7)

1 Chimeratech overdragon
2 Cyberdark dragon
2 Chimeratech Fortress dragon
2 Five headed dragon


im sorry, it’s not like me to do this, but i really dont feel like editing, so im just going to go ahead and say …. no.
dud? | Jan 29, 2010


you lose like in 3 turns the deck isn’t any where near strong i suggest if your gonna use this deck wait for cyber dragon zwei also wheres your gorz? take out hunter dragons and add in a card called 1 exploder dragon and 1 more mask dragon. also another cyber vally
Penny-the-reaper | Jan 29, 2010

Capers

March 12, 2010

Capers
Capers (2008)

IMDB rating: 8.80

Plot: Three teams of criminals share the same Brooklyn block, but each exists in a separate genre of film. The Amateurs are trapped in a 1970’s anti-hero movie. The Sputniks live in black and white. The Moolies can’t escape their rap video life. But they all share a hatred of Connie, a racist local pawn shop owner and mafia widow. So when Connie has a heart attack, each team decides it’s time to find out what’s inside her legendary safe. Unfortunately they all plan their big score for the same night.

Directors: Kheel Julian M.

Actors: Masterson Danny,Leon,Cecchi Michael,Hova Jonathan,Grant Craig muMs,Cheng Barney,Cox John Henry,Stewart Sherman Daniel,Halsey Brett,Action,Comedy,Crime,

What would you order off of this menu?
Okay everyone, I’m in a little bit of a pickle. I am going to be eating on a boat and not sure what to eat. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Good Morning Entrees

Eggnog Brioche French Toast
Tahitian Vanilla Roasted Anjou Pears, Roasted Pecans
Almond Streusel, Apple cider Maple Syrup**

Big Stack Buttermilk Pancakes
Cinnamon Mascarpone, Pumpkin Creme Anglaise
Haagen Dazs butter Pecan Ice Cream, Warm Pennsylvania Maple Syrup**

Chocolate Belgian Waffles
Autumn Spiced Morello Cherries, Toasted Almonds
Candied Orange Zest, Amaretto Cream Chantilly**

Three Egg Omelet
Slow Roasted Short Ribs, Grilled Red Onion, Goat Cheese
Tomato, Roasted Red Peppers, Baby Arugula

Moshulu Omelet
Berkshire Heritage Bacon, Caramelized Texas 1015 Onions
Boursin Cheese, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes, Home Fries

Huevos Rancheros
Lancaster Sunny Side Up Eggs, Fresh Corn Tortillas
Cheddar and Monterey Jack Cheese, Black Bean Salsa
Guacamole, Cilantro Creme Fraiche, Ranchero Sauce

Good Afternoon Entrees

Chicken and Spinach Lasagna
Three Cheese, Oven Dried Tomatoes, Wild Mushrooms
Cognac Porcini Cream

Pistachio Crusted Maine Diver Scallops
Wild Mushroom and Butternut Squash Risotto
Shallot Roasted Spinach, Heirloom Cider

Medallions of Filet Mignon
Horseradish Yukon Gold Potato Puree, Green Asparagus
Cabernet Thyme Jus

Blackened Jail Island Salmon
Lancaster White Cheddar Mac N

Martyrs

February 21, 2010

Martyrs
Martyrs (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: A young woman’s quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity.

Directors: Laugier Pascal

Actors: Toupin Robert,Dolan-Tadros Xavier,Chute Mike,Chute Mike,Pham Jessie,Drama,Horror,

What are some good extremely scary/disturbing movies, for example "Martyrs"? I want to get scared?
I haven’t seen a good scary movie in a while, being as I am a huge horror movie buff. Martyrs on the other hand scared the crap out of me because it was so disturbing. Can you guys give me suggestions on REALLY REALLY scary movies?


Seven
Saw
The Ring (American or Japanese)
Hostel
Ju-On
Halloween (original)
House of 1,000 Corpses

| Sep 28, 2009


Last House on the Left was a pretty disturbing film (good though)
Eden Lake (some bits were a bit sick, but i liked as it’s a film that could possibly happen).
Orphan (not really disturbing but a good film)
Catacombs (great ending)
The Uninvited (Not really scary but one of them films that could happen)

Then there’s older films such as:
The Hills Have Eyes
Hostel 1 and 2
There’s the Saw franchises (saw, saw 2, saw 3 etc)
House of a 1000 corpses
Wolf Creek
Audition
Battle Royale
arietta | Sep 28, 2009


Event Horizon.

It will scare the crap out of you.
Beefsteak | Sep 28, 2009


Try watching any Hannibal Lector movies, they can get pretty creepy and gory.
Bob | Sep 28, 2009

Wendy and Lucy

February 13, 2010

Wendy and Lucy
Wendy and Lucy (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: A woman’s life is derailed en route to a potentially lucrative summer job. When her car breaks down, and her dog is taken to the pound, the thin fabric of her financial situation comes apart, and she is led through a series of increasingly dire economic decisions.

Directors: Reichardt Kelly

Actors: Patton Will,Oldham Will,Robinson John,Dalton Wally,Fessenden Larry,Blash M.,Breen John,Brophy Michael,Catalan Deneb,Clement Max,Curtright David Rives,Faires Roger D.,Haapala George,Hubner Dave,,

What kind of song is Miss Lucy Had a Steamboat?
I mean, it’s like a song, but it sounds like your saying a curse word.
Like in that South Park episode where Wendy was singing something like Miss Lucy, but it had different words.


I guess a clap along song?

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Were the World Mine

February 8, 2010

Were the World Mine
Were the World Mine (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: If you had a love-potion, who would you make fall madly in love with you? Timothy, prone to escaping his dismal high school reality through dazzling musical daydreams, gets to answer that question in a very real way. After his eccentric teacher casts him as Puck in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, he stumbles upon a recipe hidden within the script to create the play’s magical, purple love-pansy. Armed with the pansy, Timothy’s fading spirit soars as he puckishly imposes a new reality by turning much of his narrow-minded town gay, beginning with the rugby-jock of his dreams. Ensnaring family, friends and enemies in this chaos, Timothy forces them to walk a mile in his musical shoes. The course of true love never did run smooth; it’s a bumpy ride.

Directors: Gustafson Tom

Actors: Cohen Tanner,Goldman Ricky,Becker Nathaniel David,Stolte Christian,Darlow David,Croft Parker,Bukauskas Brad,Dawson Reid,Aguilar Alexander,Solomon Yoni,Adventure,Comedy,Fantasy,Musical,Romance,

What if FMA characters have deamons ?
Like what kind of settled form would the deamons be and their names. I’m asking this because i just want the whole worlds opinion not just mine. In case you don’t know what a deamon is, its like your soul only outside of your body. To make things easier, the animals in the His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman. I think Ed suits most is a wildcat of some sort while Al and the others i don’t have anything in mind. Well thats why im asking this question in the first place. Thnx 4 ur opinion.


I think I saw it in the brotherhood version
Yoshirou Neo | Feb 04, 2010

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

February 5, 2010

Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)

IMDB rating: 2.50

Plot: While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home.

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Directors: Gosnell Raja

Actors: Cardona Manolo,Dash Nick,Derbez Eugenio,Domingo Placido,England Randall,Faiola Mike,Garcia Andy,Juvera Carlos,Keener Brandon,Koller Steven,Leyva Omar,Lopez George,Lopez Sal,Marin Cheech,Martin Ed Francis,Adventure,Comedy,

Beverly Hills Chihuahua ? Chloeeeeee.?
What type of Chihuahua is Chloe ?

http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s335/ FancyKid_27/beverly_hills_chihuahua_chlo e0.jpg
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well she is a cream colored short haired normal chihuahua.

K999 | Dec 08, 2009


She’s a normal Cream colored Chihuahua.
there is no other "type". Deer, Teacup, and Applehead Chihuahuas arent real;/
willow + AKC Aussies born 10/24 | Dec 05, 2009


A white one dressed in goofy clothes
Pamela | Dec 05, 2009


A regular cream/white Chihuahua. There aren’t any other "types" like a Teacup, they are just poorly bred runts irresponsible breeders put of a different name, "designer" name, so they can make money. AKA, ByB’s in the most case.

Willow, above me, you beat me to it ;(
Kendra

Noble Things

January 16, 2010

Noble Things
Noble Things (2008)

IMDB rating: 4.50

Plot: Jimmy Wayne Collins finds himself adrift in Memphis, Tennessee. Forced to return home to the piney woods of Southeast Texas, Jimmy will face his imprisoned brother, his dying father and the demons he left behind.

Directors: McMellen Dan

Actors: Moses Brett,Parks Michael,Hurst Ryan,Parks James,Canada Ron,Brown Wes,Byrd Tracy,Bobinger James,Cravens Rutherford,Cruz Chris,Hawa Hunter,Magill Daniel,Moses J.C.,Drama,

Welcome to TWA Nitro with a WQ and Rate the show and Pick the Winners?
Welcome to TWA Nitro

Promo 1

Lochy McKenzie comes out and says

Last Templar, The

January 14, 2010

Last Templar, The
Last Templar, The (2008)

IMDB rating: 5.10

Plot: An adaptation of Raymond Khoury’s novel about a New York archaeologist researching the lost secrets of the medieval Knights Templar.

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Directors: Barzman Paolo

Actors: Day Larry,Dillon Peter Michael,Foley Scott,Garber Victor,Jordan Don,Krupa Mark Antony,Lemke Anthony,Tran Ken,Drama,

In sake of being grammatically correct..?
should writing the ‘western world’ or friday the thirteenth be capitalized?
And the Last supper and knights templar, is it italicized or underlined in a typed report?
Yes, i am aware that this is a fifth grade question.. so please and thank you


Yes those would be capitalized and I think you italicize the last two. If it’s a book though underline. poems are italicized.
catlover | Jan 03, 2010


Yes on the capitalization, they are specific items, and therefore, proper nouns.

On the italics questions, italics and underlining are synonymous. Underlining is how a writing would indicate to the typist to italicize it because you cannot write in italics. Today, italics should be used instead of underlining.
Bob | Jan 03, 2010